When someone asks you if you hear voices or if you think they are being monitored, what do you say?
If you care about that person, tell them the truth.
You don't think they are being monitored, YOU KNOW THEY ARE BEING MONITORED.
It's only a matter of time until they get them or someone they care about. It's not something you can prove, it's something you just KNOW. And you are right.
It is well known in certain cricles that spy satelites and other insidious technologies maintained by shadow elements in government and various extra-terrestrial forces are monitoring your throughts or even controlling them from afar.
Unconfirmed research shows that normal tin-foil hats are only effective in blocking gross-spectra mind waves.
Gross-spectra mind waves are still a popular form of mind-scanning and mind-control, but the enemy has evolved new, more precise technology that is capable of inducing anything from annoying habits to complete postality in targetted individuals.
Only the improved X-2006 STEALTH Tin-Foil Hat is designed to repel fine-point mind scan waves in every undetectable spectra while providing a wide range of survival tools.
- Engineered by a regular bunch of rocket scientists.
- Sharp angles incorporate stealth technology to mask the wearer's radar signature and deflect brain scan waves, mind-control waves, paranioa inducers, voice-in-headifyers, psionic disruptors and freakyshitilators.
- Bright shiny surface makes you happy.
- Can be used as a signal mirror, a drinking cup, a rain-proof hat or to make a solar still in survival situations.
- Extra inconspicuous household grade aluminum type tin for that "could have got there by accident" look.
- Stores in easily in your survival pouch, pocket or wallet for extra stealth.
- Proudly Made In The USA.
Order the X-2006 STEALTH Foil Hat now for only $5.00.
The X-2006 STEALTH "Capri" Tin-Foil Hat for ladies.
- Operates to same specifications as the men's X-2006 STEALTH Tin-Foil Hat
- Chic, sporty lines evoke stealth technology, lending the wearer an aura of stealthy mystery and romance while retaining a sense of innocence and Joie de Vivre.
- Can be used as a make-up mirror, rain-proof, defends against bad hair days.
- Extra household grade aluminum type tin keeps vegetables crisp for days in the fridge.
- Stores in easily in your handbag for extra ladylike stealth.
- Made In The USA with a woman in mind (Winona Ryder).
Order the X-2006 STEALTH "Capri" Foil Hat now for only $5.00.
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Don't wait. Order your tin foil hat for you, for those you love today!
We will deliver tin foil hats anonymously for your protection to anyone you like in the United States and Canada. Tin foil hats are shipped flat in plain, unmarked manilla envelopes with an anonymous looking return address. The tin foil hat comes with complete instructions for safe and secure use.